I was thinking of some song titles that I would like to write if I were a Country singer, and I could actually write songs. I think everyone can agree there are many humorous song titles. So I decided to make my list and include one real song title. If I am good enough, you will not be able to find the actual song title.

There ain’t no other Brown for me but Leroy.

It’s a Buckeye Nut no doubt, but what’s this leaf about.

Me and My 2000 (PowerMaster 2000 snow shovel that is)

12 inches off the driveway, and yet no snow day off from school.

I’ve got tears in my ears, from lying on my back, in my bed, while I cry over you.

Fiddle Diddle in Middle Market Baseball

Stuck again by the 480 bridge.

Gotta have nerve to round Dead Man’s Curve.

Get me past, dear, the shortest day of the year.

How much for that pierogi in the window?

Maybe I am not good enough because all I could come with were titles related to Cleveland. May your Friday be as Happy as writing song titles. Remember to subscribe on the Perspectives page.