Three lawyers and an engineer walk into a bar and they look around.
The first lawyer says, “This is arguably the best place to get a great Margarita.”
The second lawyer says, “This is arguably the worst place to get a Piña Colada.”
The third lawyer says, “You two can argue all you want about the drinks, but this is arguably the best place to pick up women.”
The engineer looks back at the three lawyers from his bar stool while holding a drink in his hand, and the lady next to him asks, “Are those your friends?”
He replied, “Yeah, but it is arguably much better for me to be over here without them.”

Three engineers and a lawyer walk into a bar.
The first engineer says, “There is so much I could do for this place to make the layout more efficient. That is the key to successfully running a bar.”
The second engineer says, “Look what they did with the lights. Now that is a great design to generate an intimate setting, and the setting is the key to successfully running a bar.”
The third engineer says, “You two can discuss all you want about what is in the bar, but the cost structure is the key to successfully running a bar.”
The lawyer looks back at the three engineers from his bar stool while holding a drink in his hand, and the lady next to him asks, “Are those your friends?”
He replied, “Yeah, but my chances of success are much better being over here without them.”

Hope that you have a Happy Friday, making your week arguably much more successful than you thought it was yesterday.