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A Little Wet
Have you ever worn something thinking that it would keep you from getting wet? I even wore a poncho that claimed to be rain gear, and when I was finally inside, I was soaked everywhere. Water got through the rain gear. Most of us have heard the terms which explain why. They are resistant verses…
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A Little Rain
Ever used the phrase “Run between the raindrops”? I think most us have at least heard it as an encouragement to say that we can get to our destination with less water on us than someone else. You may be surprised to find out that it doesn’t work that way. I saw a great episode…
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Travel Time or Time Travel?
I was driving on the highway going home from work one day when I saw a sign. It read Travel Time to the next highway intersection. Always useful information on days when there are delays. I suppose it is useful to see that it is a normal time to get there, but I tend to…
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1 Bar, 2 Jokes
Three lawyers and an engineer walk into a bar and they look around. The first lawyer says, “This is arguably the best place to get a great Margarita.” The second lawyer says, “This is arguably the worst place to get a Piña Colada.”The third lawyer says, “You two can argue all you want about the…
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Step 4: ?
A guy I worked with joked that his meal he needed to microwave had too many instructions listed. It was 5 steps. He modified it by taking the plastic off first, added all of the time into one number of minutes, averaged the power setting, and go. It came out fine, so he claimed. I…
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No Cents
I am thinking that we are close to the penny being obsolete. As I walked to the door which exits the building where a couple of students were waiting, I spotted two pennies on the floor. I stopped and looked at the students, marveling at the fact that they had not even noticed free money…
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No Song For Me
I was thinking of some song titles that I would like to write if I were a Country singer, and I could actually write songs. I think everyone can agree there are many humorous song titles. So I decided to make my list and include one real song title. If I am good enough, you…
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Snow Alley?
For some reason we seem to be in a desirable location to throw a snow band that dumps a ton of snow right here. I have a theory about that. Winter is bowling season and I imagine that the sky is the bowling alley. There seems to be a bunch of lanes going over the…
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What’s The Trick?
Things are not as they appear. What a famous line that magician’s use, yet, that is actually the fact which will be used to deceive the viewer. They will either be led to believe what they are seeing, so that it must be magic, or to accept what they see as different from what they…
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A Dimmer or an On-Off Switch?
I feel that people can have one of two stances affecting the atmosphere around them. This can be either physical or emotional. I am not at all referring to the level of light, but whether the person has the concept of how much of anything. A dimmer lives in between, probably never all on and…
Doc Dave DeWitt 